The Sunshine State keeps churning out nasty, weird crimes non-stop and this was one I can’t ever remember being reported before.
A Miami woman was repeated “dick slapped” in her face by a burglar that broke into her home around 3 am. Her father-in-law opened the door to two men holding guns and when he turned out lint filled pockets, the would-be robbers kicked in a bedroom door and woke up his daughter-in-law demanding money from her. When she, too, turned out to be penniless, one suspect reportedly whipped out his dick and started hitting her in the face with it screaming “F—-ing give me the money!”
The burglars eventually left cashless but not empty handed. The family will be needing new TVs. No police sketches have been released or I’d have posted it here.
That is all folks. The end.
It is really hard being a kid in the new Third World America. These days babies can’t trust momma’s teat. Sometimes it will kill ya.
Yadina Morales was so drunk early Saturday morning, she passed out while breastfeeding and smothered her infant.
Tulsa resident Tracy Latham ponders that question after burning down her favorite watering hole today, Daddy Dee’s Beehive Lounge.
This was originally a woman with very long, sagging breasts that painted them into wiener dogs but the Internet has scrubbed this all away except in my memories. The picture no longer shows as you can see. So I offer a younger pair of breast puppies instead. Sorry for the meager fare.
These were not the ministries I grew up with…
Not knowing where to start with this story, I will fall back on KISS. Odious Humble first-grade teacher, Esther Irene Stokes, 61, says she is too prejudiced against black students to have picked the 7-year-old accusing her of molestation. The teacher argues that she wouldn’t chose to molest a black child when she has other flavors to pick from. This comes after Stokes failed a polygraph examination. Stokes also denied ever being alone with the girl or not allowing her to eat lunch. However, the principal of the academy told investigators that a cafeteria printout showed that the girl did not eat lunch that day as alleged.
Oddly, the dour-looking Northwest Preparatory Academy Charter School teacher does not deny being a child molester, which I would have thought would have been a normal starting point. Stokes just cites her personal prejudice as a defense in this case. I can’t blame the charter school officials at Miracle Education Systems for firing her.