It is really hard being a kid in the new Third World America. These days babies can’t trust momma’s teat. Sometimes it will kill ya.
Yadina Morales was so drunk early Saturday morning, she passed out while breastfeeding and smothered her infant.
Tulsa resident Tracy Latham ponders that question after burning down her favorite watering hole today, Daddy Dee’s Beehive Lounge.
This was originally a woman with very long, sagging breasts that painted them into wiener dogs but the Internet has scrubbed this all away except in my memories. The picture no longer shows as you can see. So I offer a younger pair of breast puppies instead. Sorry for the meager fare.
These were not the ministries I grew up with…
Not knowing where to start with this story, I will fall back on KISS. Odious Humble first-grade teacher, Esther Irene Stokes, 61, says she is too prejudiced against black students to have picked the 7-year-old accusing her of molestation. This comes after Stokes failed a polygraph examination. Stokes also denied ever being alone with the girl or not allowing her to eat lunch. However, the principal of the academy told investigators that a cafeteria printout showed that the girl did not eat lunch that day as alleged.
Oddly, the dour-looking Northwest Preparatory Academy Charter School teacher does not deny being a child molester, which I would have thought would have been a normal starting point. Stokes just cites her personal prejudice as a defense in this case. I can’t blame the charter school officials at Miracle Education Systems for firing her.
Christian Tabernacle Missionary Baptist Church (“CTMBC”) must be the church of the damned (not that this unseats Westboro Baptist Church from the top perch since they engage in decidedly un-Christian things). CTMBC just seems seriously misguided on the principles of redemption and forgiveness since they hired child predator preacher, Darrel Gilyard, to lead them after he emerged fresh out of prison. Where to is my question, but no one else there seems to be asking.
Jesus obviously wants me to keep showing lots of faith and handling my rattlesnakes on Sunday. His only request, is that I start doing it in one of those Mother Board hats.
God’s plan is not always my plan, but it’s always better, right? So, I guess on the bright side, they are saving children with the brand new ban prohibiting minors from attending the church. As a kid, I’d have liked to have been banned from church and I wasn’t even being diddled, but as an adult, this move just reeks. Not just the ban, but the fact that Pastor Gilyard was still found more employable than me. God is good.
Yes, young one, and it is not to get molested. Hence, CTMBC’s new policy. Amen.
Thank you History Channel for showing me the true face of Satan as a Jedi. Now I know how Obama will age.